Horsey Game has 26 Steam achievements. The rarest in this snapshot are “Diety” (0.9%) and “Lost Horse” (2.5%); two achievements, Sumo Belt and “Diety”, are hidden. “Diety” preserves Steam’s spelling.
All 26 Horsey Game achievements, sorted by global unlock rate
| Name | Global unlock % | Steam description | Guide link |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lasso | 93.9% | Lasso a horse | Related guide |
| Bet | 92.6% | Win a bet | Related guide |
| Breeding | 87.6% | Mate two horses | Related guide |
| Race | 84.0% | Win a race | Related guide |
| GMO | 65.1% | Create a GMO horse | Related guide |
| Champ | 58.8% | Win a championship race | Related guide |
| Truck | 50.7% | Drive a sweet truck | Not documented here |
| Fossil | 47.2% | Dig up a fossil | Related guide |
| Cowboy Boots | 44.4% | Put on a pair of cowboy boots | Not documented here |
| Grand | 41.1% | Win $1000 on a bet | Related guide |
| Sumo | 38.3% | Win a sumo bout | Not documented here |
| Beer | 38.1% | Buy a pal a beer | Not documented here |
| Floppy Disk | 36.6% | Save a horse to a floppy | Related guide |
| A Cure | 29.0% | Cure Sweetie's flu | Related guide |
| Bubber | 25.9% | Breed a winner for Bubber | Related guide |
| CRISPR | 22.0% | CRISPR a gene | Related guide |
| Strong | 21.8% | Pull a truck | Not documented here |
| Dive | 19.6% | Dive into a small pool | Not documented here |
| Trampoline | 18.1% | Perform on the trampoline | Not documented here |
| Acrobat | 16.2% | Do some acrobatics | Not documented here |
| Sumo Belt (hidden) | 14.5% | Win the sumo belt | Not documented here |
| Balloon | 11.7% | Acquire a hot air balloon | Related guide |
| Win/Place/Show | 8.4% | Win a win/place/show bet | Related guide |
| High Achiever | 5.7% | Own a horse named High Achiever | Not documented here |
| Lost Horse | 2.5% | Return a lost horse | Related guide |
| Diety (hidden) | 0.9% | Win all 4 circus events, a race, and a sumo bout | Not documented here |
Related guides cover the topic; they are not complete unlock walkthroughs for every achievement. Unlock percentages describe Steam's snapshot, not difficulty estimates or success probabilities.
How we got this data
Names, descriptions, hidden flags and global unlock percentages come from the saved official Steam achievement data fetched 2026-11-08 at 03:43 UTC. Percentages can change after that date.
Steam data fetched 2026-11-08 · Official Steam achievements · Steam unlock-rate API
The following tips are older community observations from Cheru's recording, not official patch guarantees. The video calls the betting task “Place Bet”; Steam's official achievement is Bet — Win a bet. Those labels should not be treated as identical quest text.
Community-sourced achievement tips and reported softlocks
Cheru's post-credits debrief (@ 44:00 onward) names three achievements that became impossible despite a serious 100% attempt:
Softlock #1 — community-reported betting prompt
Cheru @ 44:00:
"I go into the discussions and see that if you earn too much money early in the game, which I suppose I did because I'm just awesome, it never appears."
Creator-reported explanation (trigger unconfirmed): earning too much money early may stop the place-bet opportunity from appearing.
Possible mitigation (unconfirmed): since the threshold is unknown, one cautious option is to avoid pushing your betting bankroll very high until the place-bet prompt has appeared. We have not tested this, and a fresh save may be needed if it never appears.
Softlock #2 — Lost Horse
Cheru @ 44:20:
"I've also been softlocked out of returning a lost horse because it ain't anywhere in the world."
Cheru reports that the horse was missing. A despawn cause is not confirmed.
Cheru @ 46:00 reads the quest exactly:
"Strange Bedfellow. Brown body, black everything else."
Trigger: cause unknown; a despawn is not established.
Suggested precaution (unverified): return the matching horse promptly if you find it. The source does not confirm a prevention method or a fixed location.
Softlock #3 — Balloon
Cheru @ 44:30:
"And I've been softlocked out of acquiring a hot air balloon because there's no freaking carnivores in the entire world because they all ate each other."
Creator-reported explanation (trigger unconfirmed): the carnivores the hot-air-balloon quest needs may all be eaten by other carnivores first.
Mitigation: keep the carnivore population observable in the conservation tent UI (Cheru @ 38:50 — population 400, genetic division 50%, color-coded as "green is herbivores, red is carnivores, orange is omnivores"). This is an observation from that run, not a confirmed population threshold or current-build fix.
Bubba's $2,000 big-ears quest (Bubber in Steam's list)
Cheru @ 28:00:
"If you bring me a horse that descends from either Russian mafia, coronal mass ejection, or [a third lineage]. And it must have big ears."
Reward @ 28:40:
"I've just made myself $2,000."
Steam's achievement table spells the related achievement Bubber; Cheru's recording is transcribed as Bubba. We keep both spellings rather than assume they are identical.
Specific lineage requirements: the horse must descend from one of these named lineages — Russian mafia, coronal mass ejection, or a third (the third is partially audible on the recording). Plus a phenotype requirement: big ears. Bring the right horse, get $2,000.
Related achievement guides
Community source
Cheru — I 100% Solved Horse Racing: 28:00–28:40 (Bubba); 38:50 (conservation); 44:00–46:00 (reported softlocks and lost-horse description).
Editorial update: 2026-11-08. Community observations retain their cited source timestamps; their game builds are not confirmed. Official notes, where linked, are a separate dated source.