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  {
   "date_utc": "2026-05-14",
   "title": "$1.59 Filly Cheese Steak",
   "url": "https://steamstore-a.akamaihd.net/news/externalpost/steam_community_announcements/1832700592788014",
   "feed": "steam_community_announcements",
   "contents": "- Temporarily removed test track at Surebreed Steeples\n- More error checking with the new renderer to fix the black screen bug maybe\n- Transparency (seeing thru things) fixed in various places\n- Glitchy lines in the world map greatly reduced\n- Fixed lag when returning to game after alt-tabbing to check your tik-tok\n- Another valiant stab at fixing music not playing sometimes\n"
  },
  {
   "date_utc": "2026-05-08",
   "title": "1.5 \"Hard Boiled\"",
   "url": "https://steamstore-a.akamaihd.net/news/externalpost/steam_community_announcements/1832065502813884",
   "feed": "steam_community_announcements",
   "contents": "- Fixed race music sometimes not playing\n- You can name your horses with a keyboard on Steam Deck again\n- Some mysterious condition was not allowing one person to parlay bets\n- Biohacker was crashing if the vat contained only a single homozygous genome\n- Completely rewrote my \"renderer\" using SDL_Render instead of OpenGL, what could go wrong\n"
  },
  {
   "date_utc": "2026-04-24",
   "title": "1.4 Macaroni Mambo",
   "url": "https://steamstore-a.akamaihd.net/news/externalpost/steam_community_announcements/1830797770237561",
   "feed": "steam_community_announcements",
   "contents": "I have ported Horsey Game to Mac! This necessitated upgrading to SDL3, so the Windows version is maybe a little better with regards to graphics glitches that some people have been reporting, but also maybe not."
  },
  {
   "date_utc": "2026-04-17",
   "title": "1.3002 Excalibur",
   "url": "https://steamstore-a.akamaihd.net/news/externalpost/steam_community_announcements/1830163047261401",
   "feed": "steam_community_announcements",
   "contents": "[list]\n[*] Fixed the unlawful stealing of horses\n[*] Horses will eat items dropped in the world more realistically\n[*] Horses that become deceased in the world may drop their equipment\n[*] Some more sounds\n[*] Horses will accidentally escape the trailer less often\n[*] Plutonium dropped in an empty vat will no longer freeze the game\n[*] One mayest press 'G' in certain locations whilst hovering over a horse to maketh it go\n[/list]"
  },
  {
   "date_utc": "2026-03-27",
   "title": "1.3001 Lickety Split",
   "url": "https://steamstore-a.akamaihd.net/news/externalpost/steam_community_announcements/1828441623103496",
   "feed": "steam_community_announcements",
   "contents": "[list]\n[*] Removed the press E to nuke your safe file feature.\n[*] Fixed horse names sometimes appearing blank.\n[*] Trophies no longer show the attachment cursor.\n[*] If you shoot a horse you can get your stuff back.\n[/list]"
  },
  {
   "date_utc": "2026-03-25",
   "title": "Update 1.3 \"Flipso Facto\"",
   "url": "https://steamstore-a.akamaihd.net/news/externalpost/steam_community_announcements/1827626365768917",
   "feed": "steam_community_announcements",
   "contents": "[list]\n[*] Due to popular demand, infinite silver shovel is back. But there's a two second cooldown to make you think about it. Otherwise, dig away! Go ahead and fill your world with junk and potholes. That's your business.\n[*] You can grab items with the silver lasso and drop them in holes to bury them and fill up the hole.\n[*] Text boxes are always on screen now. How hard was it to clamp an x value.\n[*] Maybe fixed two songs playing at once.\n[*] Fixed the stealing of various objects. Thank you speedrunners aka beta testers.\n[*] Caves can be destroyed with the shovel.\n[*] Plutonium now counts as food.\n[*] Large horses smash fences less indiscriminately.\n[*] Improved frame rate when zoomed out and drawing many horses.\n[*] Attaching footwear doesn't teleport horses.\n[*] Sumo 10% less janky.\n[*] Abandoned track crash fix.\n[*] Several loose ends fixed in certain extreme population cases.\n[/list]"
  },
  {
   "date_utc": "2026-03-17",
   "title": "1.26 \"Seize The Hay\"",
   "url": "https://steamstore-a.akamaihd.net/news/externalpost/steam_community_announcements/1826992588604409",
   "feed": "steam_community_announcements",
   "contents": "[list]\n[*] An old abandoned racetrack has been discovered! Bring your horses here to race them against each other. Look to the south-east of the Crispr lab. This feature has been tested for several minutes.\n[*] Fixed a new way to generate infinite items. Sorry if you missed it.\n[*] Horses will get tired when exiting the game in the middle of a circus event.\n[*] Secret hotkey: in the paddock, stables, and Crispr lab you can hover over a horse and press 'g' to make it 'giddy up'.\n[/list]"
  },
  {
   "date_utc": "2026-03-14",
   "title": "Update 1.25 - Stampede Pancakes",
   "url": "https://steamstore-a.akamaihd.net/news/externalpost/steam_community_announcements/1826992588597310",
   "feed": "steam_community_announcements",
   "contents": "[list]\n[*] Bipeds fall over less.\n[*] Putting a wheeled horse in the powerplant was not working correctly.\n[*] Two achievements that weren't working are.\n[*] Many gene tweaks to reduce glitch-outs.\n[*] Big carnivores will smash fences instead of ghosting through them.\n[*] Limbs may detach under high stress instead of causing a neutron star of glitches.\n[*] Carnivores may be captured with a silver lasso.\n[/list]"
  },
  {
   "date_utc": "2026-03-07",
   "title": "v1.2 codename: Minty Fresh",
   "url": "https://steamstore-a.akamaihd.net/news/externalpost/steam_community_announcements/1826362059926020",
   "feed": "steam_community_announcements",
   "contents": "[list]\n[*] You can cut and paste genomes to your real life clipboard with the Crispr lab computer.\n[*] Fixed the release & recapture cheat. How did I not forsee this!\n[*] Fixed many anomolies from odd gene combinations. \n[*] You can't go to the track until you collect your dung monies.\n[*] You can't steal horses by flinging them off screen.\n[/list]"
  },
  {
   "date_utc": "2026-03-04",
   "title": "v1.1112 Odin's Hammer",
   "url": "https://steamstore-a.akamaihd.net/news/externalpost/steam_community_announcements/1826362059916960",
   "feed": "steam_community_announcements",
   "contents": "I have fixed the last remaining crash bug. There are no more crashes. It feels pretty good knowing Horsey Game is 100% crash free!\n"
  },
  {
   "date_utc": "2026-03-03",
   "title": "v1.1111 codename: Sexy Molasses",
   "url": "https://steamstore-a.akamaihd.net/news/externalpost/steam_community_announcements/1825727806719164",
   "feed": "steam_community_announcements",
   "contents": "[list]\n[*] You can no longer accidentally drop the thing in the thing\n[*] Crispr device has been made more reliable at gene copying \n[*] Shopkeepers can be dragged back to their post to resume their jobs\n[*] I suggest you free your glitchy horses into the wild or otherwise dispose of them\n[*] Fixed crash if horse was simultaneously touching conveyor and scale\n[*] Tweaked horse mass calculation\n[*] Fixed various issues with horses facing left\n[*] Music will pause on pause screen\n[*] Shoveling on water bug fixed\n[/list]"
  },
  {
   "date_utc": "2026-03-01",
   "title": "Update Version 1.108 Codename: Distant Bagpipes",
   "url": "https://steamstore-a.akamaihd.net/news/externalpost/steam_community_announcements/1825727806714566",
   "feed": "steam_community_announcements",
   "contents": "[list]\n[*] Compass hidden while situated in certain situations\n[*] Crash if no qualified geneticist to operate Crispr machine\n[*] Fixed an indescribable saved game crash due to helixes having a quantum number of arms\n[*] Legs with prismatic joints (in Box2D parlance) will sort behind the body\n[*] Bowties dropped in world would cause a crash when the powerplant was operational\n[*] Gift baskets were giving the same thing repeatedly\n[*] Shovel exhibits less infinitude\n[/list]"
  },
  {
   "date_utc": "2026-02-27",
   "title": "v1.107 codename: Iridium Gaskins",
   "url": "https://steamstore-a.akamaihd.net/news/externalpost/steam_community_announcements/1825727806709729",
   "feed": "steam_community_announcements",
   "contents": "[list]\n[*]Fixed a crash when renaming a horse while not connected to Steam\n[*]Fixed a crash when a horse eats vial that was dropped outside in a pasture\n[*]A compass will appear to guide you home if you get 1280 pixels away from it\n[*]Recalcitrant horses may be bribed to race with a beverage\n[*]You many now pan the camera in the race track with the arrow keys\n[*]Used a Levenshtein Distance algorithm to eliminate some near duplicate horse names\n[*]More outside horse chomping and mating sounds\n[*]Less delay between races on TV\n[*]Fixed a case of positive net cash flow when dragging horses around in the paddock\n[/list]"
  },
  {
   "date_utc": "2026-02-24",
   "title": "Update v1.1 codename: Nostril-Damus",
   "url": "https://steamstore-a.akamaihd.net/news/externalpost/steam_community_announcements/1825093633198478",
   "feed": "steam_community_announcements",
   "contents": "[list]\n[*] Removed duplicate horse name Nostril-Damus\n[*] Added confirmation to game reset\n[*] Mabel's eyebrow obsession is more fleshed out\n[*] Add high-res volt meter graphics to powerplant\n[*] Unusual horses do a better job of locating the floor while in the trailer\n[*] Due to player requests, shovel price has been lowered to $95\n[*] Fixed crash when winning circus events\n[*] Downward slanting horse ears will always have a contrasting color\n[*] Sumo gong has more dynamic range and better vibration simulation\n[*] Can now rename horses on inspection screen\n[*] Esoteric changes to Clide's inventory\n[*] Fixed achievements crashing on Linux sometimes\n[/list]"
  }
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